Release date: March 18, 2018
Subgenre: Urban fantasy
About Gods and Demons:
Life's tough as an Elf girl stranded in Earth's realm. Humans don't believe in Elves or magic, so I try to stay low key.
Then a jaguar shifter drops in out of nowhere and tells me about an ancient blood-magic statuette, powerful enough to blow holes in reality. She needs an Elf to track it down, and I'm the only Elf available.
But every blood mage in the world also wants it. Enter stalker werewolves in a black Mercedes, a master magician leaving a calling card on my door, and demons every time I turn around. It wouldn't be so bad, but some of them are really rude.
Time for a lesson in manners.
Then a jaguar shifter drops in out of nowhere and tells me about an ancient blood-magic statuette, powerful enough to blow holes in reality. She needs an Elf to track it down, and I'm the only Elf available.
But every blood mage in the world also wants it. Enter stalker werewolves in a black Mercedes, a master magician leaving a calling card on my door, and demons every time I turn around. It wouldn't be so bad, but some of them are really rude.
Time for a lesson in manners.
Excerpt:
A woman walking home late at night has a
choice. She can either walk in the light and hope people will help her if she
has any trouble, or she can walk in the shadows and hope no one sees her. I
figured no woman in her right mind walked through dark streets at night, so the
predators should be looking elsewhere.
Of course, it didn’t require an IQ test to
become a criminal, or a rogue Werewolf with robbery or rape on his mind. Maybe
I needed to reevaluate my state of mind and my decision-making processes.
Three Werewolves in their Human forms
stepped out of the shadows. A quick glance over my shoulder showed two more
behind me. Under the circumstances, I didn’t think their intentions were
honorable.
My sword whispered out of its sheath almost
soundlessly, but I was sure the Weres heard it. I didn’t think I could take
five Weres with only a sword, but mostly I hoped it would distract them. I surreptitiously
sketched a rune with my other hand and spoke a Word under my breath.
A wild animal roared, filling the alley
with a heart-stopping sound, and then the world caved in on the Weres standing
in front of me. A dark shape fell from a roof to my right, landing on two of
the Weres and knocking the third one against the far wall.
The shape resolved itself as an animal of
some sort, maybe a large cat. Definitely a cat. It clawed the two men with all
four feet. It bit one of the Weres in the head. I heard bones crunch and he
went limp. The third man moved toward it with something in his hand. The cat
slapped him. His head swiveled on his neck, and I noted that as he fell, his
face continued to look over his shoulder. The cat bit the second Were’s head
and then turned to look at me.
The entire fight took only a few seconds. I
shook myself out of my shock and spun to face the Weres behind me. They stood
frozen, but I guess my movement caught their attention. Proving they weren’t
complete fools, both turned and ran. I was tempted to send the spell I held
after them, but I knew I wasn’t alone in the alley.
I turned back and discovered the cat was
gone.
A woman walked toward me. She stood no
taller than my chest and appeared to be a full-figured Mexican peasant woman—similar to many of the hotel maids in
the city—dressed in blue jeans, a loose white blouse, and a khaki jacket. She
had dark skin, a Mayan nose, and her dark hair hung down her back in a braid as
thick as my wrist. I shouldn’t have been able to see her eyes in the dark, but
a thin ring of yellow surrounded her dilated pupils.
“Didn’t your mama
tell you not to walk down dark alleys at night?” she asked in a Spanish accent.
“My mother said a
lot of things I should probably have paid attention to.” I realized that I had
seen her before—just an hour earlier at the club where I was listening to an
Irish band—she had brushed against me at the bar when I was getting another
beer.
She chuckled.
“Perhaps we should find somewhere else to talk,” she said. “Before anyone
decides to ask questions.”
Without another
word, she turned and started walking down the alley, stepping over and around
the bodies of the Weres she had killed. I sheathed my sword and followed her. I
wasn’t sure the sword would help me against a being that could turn three
muggers into Werewolf tartare without breaking a sweat. Two of the Weres were
shredded, soaked in blood, and their skulls were crushed. The third guy had a
broken neck, and the side of his head and face were marked by four bone-deep
slashes.
Whatever my
mysterious benefactor was, she was absolutely the baddest woman I had ever met.
I hoped that I would wake up in the morning and discover she was only part of a
weird dream. Or maybe she wasn’t some kind of shifter. Maybe she was a mage and
she’d called a demon or something. That thought didn’t make me feel any better.
“Where are you
going?” she asked.
“Home.”
“Okay. We need to
talk.”
I stopped. The
last thing I wanted to do was go anywhere with her. The whole scene in the
alley was a horror show, and I just wanted to get as far away from it, and her,
as I could. After a few steps, she realized I wasn’t with her and turned. I
tried to keep my hand from shaking as I held out my business card.
“It’s late, and
I’m beat,” I said. “Come by my office in the morning.”
She took the card
and nodded. “All right. Try to stay out of dark alleys. Buenas noches.”
I watched her
walk away. She moved silently and with a sinuous grace that didn’t seem to fit
her build. I released the spell I had been holding. Whether it would have
stopped her—or her familiar—was something I wasn’t eager to test.
Not wanting to be
followed to my house, I went to work rather than go home. I had a small cottage
on the property where I lived when I first started the business. There was no
chance of anyone invading it.
The cottage was a bit rustic and cramped
with only three rooms. I built it when I first bought the land, as I didn’t
have any money to rent an apartment. It didn’t even have heat or electricity
the first few years, I just spelled light and heat.
My landscaping
business covered eighteen acres of prime real estate near American University.
I couldn’t afford such land at current prices, as evidenced by some of the
eye-popping offers I had recently received, but it was fairly cheap when I
bought it forty-five years before. There wasn’t any way I could find enough
land for a nursery close to DC if I sold it.
As I walked past
one of the four oaks that anchored the corners of the property, a Fairy swooped
down and landed on my shoulder. She chattered in my ear, mostly about a
neighbor’s dog, while I unlocked the gate and let myself in. I hoped that my
Fairy nest buried the evidence if they decided to deal with the offending
animal.
Fred and Kate, my
garden Gnomes, had already gone to bed, and no light shone from the windows of
their mound. When I entered the cottage, it smelled a little musty, and I
opened a couple of windows to let it air out. I hadn’t stayed there in a while.
After a quick shower, I snuggled under the covers in a bed that felt
comfortingly familiar.
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About B.R. Kingsolver:
BR Kingsolver, author of the Telepathic Clans and Chameleon
Assassin series, grew up surrounded by writers, artists, myths, and
folklore in Santa Fe, The City Different, in the Land of Enchantment.
After living all over the US and exploring the world--from Amsterdam to the Romanian Alps, and Russia to the Rocky Mountains--Kingsolver trades time between Baltimore and Albuquerque. With an education in nursing and biology and a Master's degree in business, Kingsolver has done everything from construction to newspaper editor and jewelry to computers.
Kingsolver, a passionate lifetime skier, currently spends time writing and working with computers while living nine blocks from the harbor in Baltimore as servant in residence to a very demanding cat.
After living all over the US and exploring the world--from Amsterdam to the Romanian Alps, and Russia to the Rocky Mountains--Kingsolver trades time between Baltimore and Albuquerque. With an education in nursing and biology and a Master's degree in business, Kingsolver has done everything from construction to newspaper editor and jewelry to computers.
Kingsolver, a passionate lifetime skier, currently spends time writing and working with computers while living nine blocks from the harbor in Baltimore as servant in residence to a very demanding cat.
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