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Monday, November 9, 2020

The Diamond Device by M.H. Thaung

 

Release date. November 10, 2020
Subgenre: Steampunk 
 

About The Diamond Device:

 

After diamond power promises to replace steam, an unemployed labourer and a thieving noble unite to foil an international plot and avert a war.

Alf Wilson resents the new technology that cost him his factory job, especially as his clockwork leg bars him from army enrolment. He daren’t confess his unemployment to his overbearing mother. Desperate over the rent, he ends up in a detention cell with a hangover.

Impoverished Lord Richard Hayes maintains his expensive parliamentary seat by a mixture of charm and burglary. During a poorly planned break-in, he inadvertently witnesses a kidnapping. To cap it all, the police arrest him for the crime. At least he's using a fake identity. The real criminals make off with not just the professor who discovered diamond power, but her plans for a diamond-fuelled bomb.

When Rich encounters Alf in the neighbouring cell, he sees an opportunity to keep his noble reputation intact. He persuades Alf he's a secret agent who needs an assistant. This chance association will take them to the oddest locations. But law-abiding Alf’s first assignment? Break Rich out of jail.

 

Excerpt:

 

Chapter 2
 

Rich’s back twinged as he sat on a lumpy armchair, sipping stewed tea and eating burnt, unevenly sliced sponge cake. The Madeleys might have plenty of money, but they didn’t spend it on hospitality. It would be a pleasure to return here tonight.

“As I was saying, Lord Hayes, it’s such a delight to have you visit for afternoon tea at last.” Mrs Madeley leaned across the sofa towards his armchair, wafting the odour of sweat and stale perfume in his direction.

Rich smiled, remembering last year when he’d burgled the other end of the street. “I’m sorry that other commitments have kept me from this pleasure for so long. I’m honoured to be here.”

“Oh! No need to apologise. I’m sure you’re very popular.”

“I’m not sure I’d lay claim to that,” he murmured.

Above the cosy fireplace hung an oil painting in surprisingly good taste. Its understated oak frame stood out among the room’s clashing decorations like a pedigree racehorse in a farmyard.

Finally, something he could talk about with a straight face. “Is that an original Denoir? I particularly like how the sunlight reflects off the airship’s cables.”

“I don’t know.” She pursed her lips. “It was here when we moved in six years ago. My husband insisted we keep it on display, though I’d rather have replaced it with a portrait of our daughter.”

Rich set down his teacup and spread his hands. “Maybe he had a momentary brain fever. I would always defer to the lady’s preference. Was there much else left behind from the previous owners?”

“Plenty of other junk like this, ornaments, trinkets and so on.” She unfolded a silk hand fan, which was even frillier than the antimacassars. “My husband’s often away on business, so it hardly affects him. I finally put my foot down about sending the rest to storage. Currently it’s taking up space in the back room, but it should be gone by next week.”

How promising. Valuables that wouldn’t even be missed. He chuckled. “Better find a use for the free space quickly, or else your husband will fill it up again. How long until his return?”

“Oh, he said at least three weeks in his last telegram.”

“I see. Does he plan to enlist?”

“No. He’s too old. What about you?” Mrs Madeley clasped her hands to her ample chest and took a deep breath. “I’ve no doubt you would look very gallant in uniform. So tall, unlike my husband.”

Rich shrugged modestly. He could hardly help his height: standing out amongst other Lesser Grenians was more of a liability than an advantage, especially as it reminded people of his non-local origins. “Of course I will do my duty to our country, but I can better serve in my role on the Council of Lords.”

Pink-cheeked, she waved the fan in front of her face, narrowly missing the beaded lampshade. “Oh, how silly of me! I hadn’t exactly forgotten, but the Council don’t publicise their work much.”

“Not to worry.”

 

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About M.H. Thaung:

M.H. Thaung was born in Scotland and has moved progressively southwards throughout her career. She now works in a biomedical science research institute in London, England. She loves her job and academic writing (where she publishes as C. Thaung). She also enjoys wondering "What if...?" and seeing what might happen in alternate worlds. Her creative writing is split between novels and Twitter microfiction.

 

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Tuesday, October 13, 2020

Appletree Court (The Day the Saucers Came..., Book 3) by Cora Buhlert

 

Release date: October 1, 2020
Subgenre: Alien invasion
 

About Appletree Court:

 

1956: Bernie Stetson is a burglar, robbing suburban homes while their owners are not at home.

Bernie’s latest raid takes him to the subdivision of Shady Groves. But things quickly go wrong. First, the house Bernie is robbing turns out to be not as deserted as he thought. And then, a flying saucer from outer space appears in the sky above Shady Groves…

This is a short story of 3600 words or approx. 14 print pages in the The Day the Saucers Came… series, but may be read as a standalone.

 

Excerpt:

 

June 9th, 1956. The day the saucers came. And coincidentally, also the day I went straight for good. Not that I would ever in a million years have guessed what would happen when I got up that morning and went to work.

At the time, I was… — well, let’s not shilly-shally about it, shall we? I was a thief, a burglar. I made my living by breaking into other people’s homes, stealing their stuff and selling it.

I’d been in the business for twenty years at that point. Got started as a kid during the Great Depression, when life was hard and honest jobs were scarce. During the war, I went straight for a while and joined the army like a good patriotic all American boy. Got sent to Europe and promptly relapsed. There were simply too many homes, shops and museums to loot and no one to stop me. Hell, my commanders even encouraged me, as long as they got their cut.

Back home, I’d continued where I left off before the war. I broke into homes and shops, stole whatever caught my fancy and sold it. In ‘47, I got caught and did time in Sing Sing. Stetson, Bernie, prisoner number 26072 — that’s me.

By the time I got out, things had changed… a lot. The postwar economic boom was in full swing. People had a lot more money than before and a lot more stuff, which meant there was a lot more to steal.

And then there was that most glorious of all American inventions, the suburb. While I was doing time, they’d sprung up like weeds where they’d been only empty fields before. Street upon street and row upon row of nigh identical houses on large lots. A car in every driveway, a TV in every living room.

Best of all, those suburbs were largely deserted during the day. The husbands were at work, the kids were at school, the wives… — well, sometimes they were home, so you had to be careful. But much of the time, they were out shopping or playing bridge and tennis at the local country club with the other bored suburban wives. Or they were screwing the mailman or a vacuum cleaner salesman, while their husbands were at work.

Suburbs were pure opportunity, not just for the upwardly mobile middle classes, but also for notorious criminal elements (that’s what the judge said at my sentencing, at any rate) like me.

By the summer of ‘56, I had my raids down to an art. I’d invested some of my ill-gotten gains into a cherry red Chevrolet pick-up. I parked the pick-up on the street in broad daylight and walked right up to the house I was planning to rob as if I belonged there. I always dressed in non-descript workman’s clothes, a cap or hat pulled deep into my face, so no one would look twice at me, let alone remember me. If anybody challenged me, which happened very rarely, I was a gardener, plumber, pest control, air conditioning technician hired by the owners of the house to mow the lawn, unclog the toilet, kill off the roaches or install a new air conditioning unit. Fabulous invention that, air conditioning. Homes kept cool at the height of summer. Truly, we were living in the future, we were.

Those new suburban homes might have all sorts of fancy furnishings, but the locks on the doors were a joke. Two minutes and I was in. And then I would grab whatever I fancied, carry it out to my cherry red pick-up and drive off after I was done.

I didn’t just stick to one suburb, but I switched around, hitting Leafy Gardens one day, Magnolia Orchard the next and Placid Acres the day after. That way, I remained unpredictable enough that the coppers had a hard time tracking me. And if the ground got too hot for me in one town, I simply moved on to the next. As for the marks, their insurance paid for everything anyway.

It was a good life and an easy, but lucrative job. So of course, it couldn’t last.

 

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About Cora Buhlert:

Cora Buhlert was born and bred in North Germany, where she still lives today – after time spent in London, Singapore, Rotterdam and Mississippi. Cora holds an MA degree in English from the University of Bremen and is currently working towards her PhD. 

Cora has been writing, since she was a teenager, and has published stories, articles and poetry in various international magazines. She is the author of the Silencer series of pulp style thrillers, the Shattered Empire space opera series, the In Love and War science fiction romance series, the Helen Shepherd Mysteries and plenty of standalone stories in multiple genres.

When Cora is not writing, she works as a translator and teacher. She also runs the Speculative Fiction Showcase and the Indie Crime Scene and contributes to the Hugo-nominated fanzine Galactic Journey. Cora is a finalist for the 2020 Hugo Award.

 

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